TORMENTING THE BEAST

I know it drives him mad, and I feel a little sad, kinda.

He IS my best buddy,  ‘specially now with all this isolation.

but – the proverbial “but” that negates all the preceding words –

but, I get such a kick out of playing bird songs on my laptop

and watching Emil Catt go mad trying to pull those birds out of the screen.

HA!  poor boy!

There it is.  My perverted pleasure for all the world to see.

Bless the beasts and the children